Sardarji Jokes

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no., she interrupts whenever I call someone
and says "please recharge your card"

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim
jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing
them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two
Coats"

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur
password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases
the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........

Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the
Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!