Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will
come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he
was Driving..
A Teacher lecturing on population:
"In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid."
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "
A man: " Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the
evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji : ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!
Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab
Yaar".
