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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Untrained Freelance Police Officer

I have played many games, but never played a game with a humor like this. It is called Sam and Max which comes in 2 Seasons ...

Sam & Max is a comic book first published by Steve Purcell in 1987. Sam is a laid-back but enthusiastic, kleptomaniac, dog who wears a suit and a hat. He is usually the brains of the operation, often trying to figure out a logical solution to things. He is prone to long-winded sentences filled with elaborate terminology. He rarely loses his temper, and is able to react to panic-inducing situations with extreme calm. When he does get angry, he tends to react in a violent, uncharacteristically savage manner. It is usually Max that calms him down and prevents him from acting upon his anger. Sam apparently also has a very large sweet tooth, as during many of his adventures and assignments he can be seen enjoying a multitude of frozen treats, such as popsicles and ice cream sandwiches. his full name is Samuel. Some of his favorite pastimes include driving recklessly with an expired license, shoplifting, shooting things and making prank calls.

Max is a "hyperkinetic rabbity thing with a huge jaw normally stuck in a crazed grin, showing off his razor sharp teeth. Supposedly, his life expectancy is between five and six years despite photographs of him and Sam as kids that outdate this. He enjoys violence and tends to prefer the aggressive way of solving problems. He has a slight distaste for the long stories, anecdotes and sentences that Sam consistently spouts forth, often asking Sam not to use various words. He occasionally spaces out during long scenes of exposition, as he claims to "have the attention span of a pint of yak butter." He shares Sam's enthusiasm in just about anything, especially if it involves large guns and trouble. According to the animated series, his blood pressure is 20/3000. His full name is Maximillian I. Despite his seemingly heartless personality, he believes very much in protecting Sam, though he's not above committing excessive violence on him (often commenting that when he dies, he will take Sam with him). He is also very possessive of Sam. Max also has a metal plate in his head, which is rarely mentioned unless comedically convenient. Despite being an animal himself, he is prone to animal abuse. He also enjoys tormenting the neighbors and can't go two minutes without threatening to shoot, maim, or destroy something. Since Season One Episode 4, he is the current President of the United States.

They are anti-hero vigilante private investigators, or as they like to call themselves, "freelance police". The pair live and work in New York City. They drive a seemingly indestructible black-and-white 1960 DeSoto. Max often drives, despite being unable to see over the dashboard.

Their crime fighting technique involves brandishing their oversized guns to intimidate criminals (it is not clear where Max keeps his weapon concealed as he is completely naked; when asked, Max always replies with "None of your damn business, Sam."), but more often than not they need to rely on more creative solutions to vanquish evil. When they do use firearms Sam favors a gigantic revolver, while Max prefers a Luger, though they've been known to use a large variety of weaponry. Sam and Max occasionally receive assignments from a mysterious Commissioner over the phone, but they usually just walk straight into trouble.

They always come across many character such as Bosco who is always use his disguise in order to escape from the US govt, Sybil who always takes a strange occupation. Jimmy 2 teeth a thief who is always sneaky and more wearied character you ever think off...

With these character help Sam and Max solve most wearied case ever by going places like Moon, White House and even the North Pole...

If you have mood to play a game with unique humor this game is for you, go for in the language of Max....Shot Gun....

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Happy Global Belly Laugh Day

January 24 is Global Belly Laugh Day Celebrate The Laughs & Smiles That
Transform Our Moments ...Why not smile, throw your arms in the air and laugh out loud!

Wake up with a smile.
The minute your feet hit the floor, smile some more.
The first time you look at yourself in the mirror
smile, giggle, medium laugh, laugh heartily to wake up your laugh.
Greet the people you meet with a high five and say
"It's a Belly Laugh Day!
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Use this platform to share some jokes or sweet message which brings smile in your face...

Monday, January 19, 2009

Cannot Bear

They just don't get much cuter than polar bears. The big, fluffy, white bears are covered in hair that is actually not white, but clear, and grows even on the soles of the bears' feet to protect them from the cold and make it easier to run on the ice. Polar bears live mainly in the Arctic regions on drifting ice floes.

Global warming has been deemed responsible for melting the ice that the bears need as a platform for hunting seals, which are their main source of food. Last year the US government listed the bears as a threatened species under the Endangered Species Act. On this date in 1733, the polar bear was first exhibited in America, in Boston.

Just imagine how it would have been if we were born as animals or any other creature. It is only human beings who can think and express motions in the form of words. The other creations have emotions,though they cannot express them. So we should be indeed grateful to God for giving us this beautiful Life." All Animals are God's creation, treat them with care....

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Catch !

The story has it that back in the 1920s Yale students would play catch with metal pie tins from Bridgeport's Frisbie Baking Company. To warn unwary passers-by as a tin was flying through the air, they would yell out, "Frisbieee!" Years later, an adapted version of the flying disc made out of plastic was sold to the Wham-O toy company for $1 million. Wham-O introduced the toy to the public on this date in 1957, and called it the Pluto Platter. A year later, they changed the name to Frisbee. A variety of frisbee-like toys has been spawned, made from different, more flexible materials.

Quote: "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." — George Carlin

Monday, January 12, 2009

Cars say the Darndest things!

Start your Engine, keep your antenna On and shut your horns Off b''cos Cars say the Darndest things !

You would have seen a lot of cars displaying many interesting msgs in their back like "My Dad gifted me" or "Let me know how is my driving"or "God Bless You" is like these cars are trying communicate with us.

Some time, you can know who is the owner of the car just by peeping inside the cars. Some have their idol of God, and you can guess whether the person is a chain smoker or many things you can know the characteristic of the person just by looking.

These cars try to convey a important and subtle message, that if there is no labels in the car which tells us about the religion of the owner, all cars will look the same. Likewise everyone are same, only labels make the difference....

So, when you struck in the traffic next time, try to peep inside the car next to you, you will know that the person next to you is no different from you....Love Everyone

With this msg i am off to the road wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Human VS Gamer

Human brain is always complicated, still scientist are trying to study them, but cannot find the secret !!!...

But i have my own theory how a Ordinary Human and Gamer brain works, it a theory of a Gamer ;-)

1. When a person tumbles over a banana peal, what a Ordinary Human and Gamer mind thinks or works ?

Ordinary Human - He thinks he should have not stepped in the banana peal

Gamer - He thinks that he should use load option so that he can skip the banana peal

2. When a dog is chasing a person...

Ordinary Human - Off course Runs for his life, never look back ;-)

Gamer - Run for his life and search for a save option when he reach a safe place...

What you think of my theory about Human and Gamer ? If you have any example kindly Play it....Game On

Friday, January 2, 2009

Beware !!!

Have you seen this creature? She host a programme called Grand Stand in Headlines channel every night at 9:00 IST. She looks like a devil in the Television. She makes funny faces and funny noise too.

I have no idea what is her name? But i know one thing for sure, one glimse of her, you cannot sleep for 1 week. She is that much frightful creature.

If you seen her, let me know her name, may be we will call her by name and like the Fairy tale character Rumpelstiltskin she will disappear forever ever....and ever....

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy New Year 2009

After 10 years we had our first new year party in my flat. My flat was colorfully lighted like a new bride it was decorated too. We had first pooja and then dance, songs, fireworks and mainly cake chasing after cutting our New Year cake...It was memorable for me. There were harmony in the air. I always like New Year Eve, when we wish everyone our friends and even foe.

That day no one is stranger, everyone hug each other and wish each other. The ambiance become lively. Wish we always remain with Peace and Harmony throughout the year....

My only wish to God is to make this 2009 with Great health, provide us with Sufficiant money and fill our life with countless of Happyness! Amen